Joke մ Ȱ!Step 036)
2024-04-30 11:42:08 | ȸ : 323
joke մ Ȱ!step 036)
q :
mr. dull : does this bus stop at tenth street?
a passenger : yes, watch me
and get off one stop before i do.
:
mr. : 10 մϱ?
° : , ,
.
@ . get off after two stops!
@ close the door after(behind) you! / ݾƶ!
(ѱ , ݰ Ŷ!)
() : 35. z /z/[/] :
* j /dʒ/[/()] s /s/[/] ǰ ̷ ǥѴ.
* [] [] ƴϸ鼭 .
* ħ ٿ ʴ Ģ Ѵ.
, ڿ /i/[] ħ .
*vis.it/víz.it/[ ́.] clos.et/klɑ́:z.it/[ũƾ ́.]
[]
z ù ڷ ڿ տ δ.
* zag/zg/[^] ze.ro/zí:.rou/[ ́.()ο] zoo/zu:/[ֿ]
[]
z ̸鼭 ܾ /s/[]
hertz/hə:rts/[()Ʈ] glitz/glits/[潺]
s ̸鼭 ̳, ܾ ̸ [] Ѵ.
*is/iz/[] was/wəz/[] or /wɑ:z/[ƾ] closed
*x ܾ /eks/[뽺] а ܾ /z/ ȴ.
x ° /eks/ /egz/ еǾ
ܾ ȣ Ȯϴ.
[ ]
== i will call you later.
/ ߿ ȭ Ұ. ==
...
(call) տ (will) ִ
i will not call you later. ߿ ȭ .
(will) not ߰ϸ
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== my brother is a lawyer.
/ ȣ̴. ==
...
ǹ Ƿ ٴ ̱
Ư ȣ ؼ ʿ .
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< ܷ>
ƽĶŽ as.par.a.gus /ə.sṕr.ə.gəs/[.^ ́.().Ž]
n.〖Ĺ〗ƽĶŽ
ƽƮ as.phalt /́s.fɔlt/[^ƽ ́.^Ʈ]
n. [̱] 嵵(paved road)
ƽǸ as.pi.rin /́s.pə.rin/[^ƽ ́..]
n. (pl. (s)) 〖〗 ƽǸ
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[Ⱦ]
θ װ ƴ°?
how do you know one stop before he gets off by looking?
ƴ ̹ ʴ°?
doesnt the station already pass the moment you know it?
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