Joke մ Ȱ!(Step 040)
2024-05-04 11:41:16 | ȸ : 311
joke մ Ȱ!(step 040)
q :
ȯ : doctor, ϸ 12 pounds ֳ?
patient : doctor, how can i lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?
ǻ : ok, װ . Ӹ ߶.
doctor : ok, its easy. cut your head off.
[߿ ܾ]
off /ɔ:f/[^j]
ɑd. ⦗ġ⦘ (ð) , , ָ, տ,
⦗̵⦘ ( ) , (),
a) ⦗иŻ⦘ иϿ, , , ,
b) ⦗ Ÿ Բ⦘ ߶ , ;
⦗⦘ (ϳ̴ ) , , иϿ
⦗⦘a) (); ; ; ; Ͽ
b) (ƹ) ǽ Ұ, ƴ, ° ʾ
⦗ع⦘ (ٹ ) , ް
⦗ Ϸ Ÿ⦘ , ϴ;
() : 39. ch, tch /tʃ/[/] :
[]
1) ch(tch) ڿ տ δ.
*chick.en/tʃík.in/[ ́.] child/tʃaild/[ϵ]
2) ch(tch) տ ħ δ.
*pitch.er/pítʃ.ər/[ ́.()] catch.er/ḱtʃ.ər/[ij^ ́.()]
.
[(ġ)]
ch(tch) ܾ ̸ [(ġ)] Ѵ.
*bench/bentʃ/[(ġ)] catch/ktʃ/[ij^] watch/wɑ:tʃ/[ƾ]
* : ques.tion/kwés.tʃən/[ũֽ ́.õ] -tion/tʃən/ .
[ ]
== i heard someone shouting very loudly.
/ ū Ҹ ġ Ҹ . ==
...
־(i) + (heard) + (someone) + (shouting) + ľ(very loudly)
л(shouting)
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== she does not love him.
/ ׳ ʴ´. ==
...
do not + = (she loves him. =)
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< ܷ>
topic /tά:p.ik/[Ÿ ́.]
n. ȭ, , ,
ĸ permanent /pə́:r.mǝ.nǝnt/[۾() ́..Ʈ]
ɑ. , ϴ; Һ,
ڸ pajamas /pǝ.dʒά:m,ǝz/[. ھ ́.]
n. pl. ڸ, ;
[Ⱦ]
ƴ ǻ Ӹ 12 pounds ƽó?
how does this doctor know that a human head is 12 pounds?
Ӹ ߶ ֳ?
is there a technique to just cut off a head and measure it?
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